"slicker than the sweat on a sumo wrestlers' belly."

date: december 13th
time: 247am
location: dwntwn san jose, ca

by far i think kung fu vampire is the slickest mofo in dwntwn san jose.as me & my girls t to the z & arkansas hit up the cypher 1 year anniversary after party at audio dru's pad. kung fu lets us in the bluilding with the quickness..."are you the japanese ladies that are coming to the 6th floor to dance & perform for us?" & by the way,he's saying this to 3 african-american girls.but then....."i like you.i like those ear muffs.i like the way those jeans look.i like the pattern on your pants.i like that hat.i like the way you look." all in one breath.if a fool can bust out about 6 or 7 pick up lines in one breath..i applaud you cause he had me looking like a 14 year old at an nsync concert standing at the elevator door saying "wooooow..thats kung fu vampire...did he really just say that?" yess.yess.he did.hahaha.